Sunday 31 January 2010

Thought there were no more corny pick up lines out there? Think again

* Excuse me but you dropped something? … my jaw when you walked in.

* I have only three months to live. ..

* Wow. (sometimes one word is good enough 30% of the time)

* Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.

* It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?

* Excuse me, I just got out of prison and need someone to turn straight again, can you help?

* I run a sex toy store and need some product testers, can I count on you?

* If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

* I bet you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

* I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.

* (If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare… so what do you say we dance?

* I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.

* Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?

* You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

* The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

* (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you’re ready.

Wednesday 27 January 2010

How To Flirt With A Girl - In 3 Simple Steps

Flirting with a girl is all about having fun at the same time giving her strong flirting signals that you might be interested in her. Flirting with a girl involves being spontaneous and a fast thinker. Flirting requires very good communication skills as most of the part of it would be verbal therefore in order to become a good flirt with a girl you need to master the art of communication before hand. There are several other essential aspects to flirting with a girl read on to discover what these aspects are and how you can master them.

Be good at talking- Like mentioned above flirting with girls is all about being a good talker and very fast with switching words and topics. You would never be a good flirt unless you master your tongue and the words which come out of your mouth. The very first impression you make is based on the way you talk therefore in order to flirt effectively with a girl you need to be a king of communication.

Over confidence is the key- Yes you heard it! In order to become good at flirting with a girl you need to flaunt confidence and this confidence needs to be spontaneous and over the top. Sometimes over confidence is what's required to flirt effectively with a girl.

Be humorous- Humor forms the overall foundation of flirting. If you take out humor than it wound be more boring than amusing. Remember the true key to flirting with a girl is all about being funny and making her laugh. Everyone wants to laugh and if you can make a girl feel good than she would most definitely love to see you again and again. You need to become a permanent expert flirt than an occasional flirt who gets rejected by girls all the time.

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Monday 25 January 2010

Pick Up Lines That Are Funny - What You Need to Help You Pick Up Girls

It is almost common knowledge nowadays that pick up lines that are funny have something different compared with romantic, cheesy or sweet pick up lines.

Is it complicated? Of course not! Anyone can do it? Almost anyone, yes, but you must first know yourself to know which one is best for you to choose. What is the basic idea behind all these pick up lines that are funny? Well, it is simple. Show your funny side first and allow them to know the other sides of you later. If you can get trough this step then things are becoming a lot easier.

Here are some 20 random pick up lines that are funny for you to use:

1. What can you do besides being sexy?
2. Beautiful, you must be very tired because all day you walked through my mind.
3. I am like a computer... You can play with my mind all day.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I introduce myself again?
5. Excuse me, can I borrow your phone number? I just lost mine.
6. I am so excited that I forgot my greatest pick up line.
7. You know, I just realized that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
8. I know that milk it is good for the body`s health, but, my dear, you how much did you drink?
9. It is said that an average person falls in love 7 times until marriage. Honey, you are the seventh for me.
10. Not usually meet with models, but I will do an exception this time. You can have my phone number.
11. Your father is an alien? Otherwise I cannot explain myself why there is no other girl as beautiful as you in the world.
12. You are like a clam. Hard to open, but the pearl inside is worth every effort.
13. If I had a penny for every girl that I have met as beautiful as you, I would had been very poor.
14. Hey, is it hot in here? Because I feel that I am melting for you.
15. Do you take dance lessons? Because I have never seen a more graceful walk.
16. What is like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
17. I would buy you a drink, but I would be jealous of the glass.
18. Can you give me a photo of you to send it to Santa Claus so he can see exactly what I want?
19. Someone please give a glass of water because you are so spicy.
20. It would be a good idea for you to go out with me, because I will tell everyone that you did anyway.

Probably not all of them will work for you because there are a lot to consider when you are trying to pick up girls, but is almost impossible that at some moment some of these pick up lines that are funny will not work. Practice a lot and see what works for you best.

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Wednesday 20 January 2010

What the Girl Really Hears When You Use Corny Pick Up Lines

The reason corny pick up lines don't work is because they say a lot about the person delivering them. Corny pick up lines will only spoil your chances.

Guess what? Did you know that there is a pick up line so alluring, and seductive that when used makes her melt into your arms! Really!

No, Sorry just jerking your chain; but the quest for such a line has created an entire industry and men search for this magic phrase; like historians search for the Holy Grail.

The reason for this powerful demand is men really believe they can compensate their shyness when approaching women if they are armed with what they believe to be a witty pick up line. Sadly the pick up line is far from being witty; it's downright corny and corny pick up lines tell the woman you are inexperienced and shy. As you know "actions speak louder than words" and a corny pick up line says you have low self confidence and nothing turns away a woman faster than a man with no confidence.

Confidence is the key, if you have the right attitude, and your body language says you are confident; you can use a corny pick up line, or any other pick up and be successful.

So, now you know what corny pick up lines really say about you, and why some can get away with it while others can't let's look at 10 really corny pick up lines:

1.) Come here often
Talk about lack of originality, this line basically says "I'm Bob and I'm lucky to put 2 sentences together."
2.) Can I check your clothes tag? Why? Because you must have been made in heaven!
Can you say loser!
3.) If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
4.) Are your legs tired? Because You have been running through my mind all night.
5.) You know what would look really good on you? Me!
You would be lucky if you didn't get smacked.
6.) Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams.
7.) Is you dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
8.)Is there a Ninja in your pants? Cuz your ass is kickin.
9.) I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
10.) The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

Some of these corny pick up lines are funny and some are offensive but the facts remain; when you are picking up a girl the way you carry yourself says more to her than what actually comes out of your mouth.

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Tuesday 19 January 2010

Corny Pick Up Lines for Girls

(Brush against him and say) I’m sorry. You look familiar.

(Trip and fall into his lap; then say) I’m sorry! I’m so clumsy.

(If a man is staring, go up to him and say) Well. Do you want to go out or not?

(Send a note via waiter to a man that says) “Here is my phone number. Would you like to have coffee some time?

Didn’t I see you in GQ?

(For the younger ladies to use on a boy) I was going to double-date with my friend and her date, but mine cancelled. Would you go with me?

You look like a real challenge.

My girlfriend thinks we should meet and go out because we’d be perfect for each other.

Hi! You look interesting.

Aren’t you the poster boy for erectile dysfunction?

Maybe my sight’s going, but you’re the hottest guy I’ve seen all night!

You look like the kind of guy who likes pizza and beer.

I love sports.

I love beer.

Did you go to __________(name of high school or college)__________?

How would you like to deliver me from temptation?

I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I’m not that generous.

Are you a stuntman?

I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.

(As you walk by the person you’re attracted to, turn around and say) Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No.) No? Damn!

Was your dad a baker? You’ve got a nice set of buns.

Do you go to ___________(name of gym)________________?

How about going to the game on Saturday?

I’ve got a hot tub at home.

Aren’t you Sheila Graham’s (use any name) cousin?

You look familiar. Did you graduate from The University of Handsome Men?

You’re handsomer than George Clooney and Brad Pitt – rolled into one!

Are you going to ask me out? Or, do I have to lie to my diary?

I like inexperienced men.

(Approach a man with a pen or anything and say) Did you drop this? (No.) Oh, it must be a lame excuse for me to talk to you.

Which one of you guys is buying my drinks?

Hey, Leather! You’re with me!

Monday 18 January 2010

More corny pick up lines!

Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.

Are you a model?

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

Baby, Im gonna make you so hot youll come away with a tan!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

C'mon, you know you want to.

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Darling, you have lovely eyes... may I have them?

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew....

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants.

Do you have room in your handbag for the keys to my Porsche?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

Sunday 17 January 2010

More corny pick up lines! (they get worse!)

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.

(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Bond. James Bond.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Do you come here often?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

How was heaven when you left it?

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I have only three months to live. ..

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.

What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?

What's your sign?

Where have you been all my life?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Really Corny Pick Up Lines

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

The Fresh Prince Knows How to Get the Girls!

Flirting Tips For Men - 3 Corny Pick Up Lines You Should Never Use (Number 3 is Just Plain Silly)

Corny pick up lines have been used by men forever as a way to flirt with women. They usually start out as a clever line, quickly become old and then become laughable. Sad to say, there are still men out there who use some of the corniest lines of all times to meet women. These phrases never work and will actually have the reverse effect. Instead of seeing you as seductive dating material, she will see you as a buffoon.

Here are the 3 corniest pick up lines. Avoid them. Do not use them. They never work. Never let these slip out of your tongue when you are trying to flirt with a woman:

Corny Pick Up Line #1 - Come here often?
One of the oldest lines in the book. Somewhere, in ancient times, men were using this at the marketplace. It probably worked at the time, but now it makes you not only seem like a creepy lounge lizard, but also someone with so little imagination that you are not worth knowing. Never approach a woman anywhere and ask her if she goes to the place often. Bad line.

Corny Pick Up Line #2 - What sign are you?
This became popular in the 60s when people were into astrology. It faded in the 70s and became a joke by the early 80s. It is a huge joke now, and one of the worst pick up lines of all time. Even if you are hard core into astrology, do not ask a woman what her sign is when you are trying to pick her up. Unless, of course, you want to hear her laughing her head off at you.

Corny Pick Up Line #3 - I should arrest you for stealing my heart
This is not only goofy, but also strange. First of all, how could any woman steal your heart if you have never even met? Arrest her? Are you a cop? This is one of the lines from the heart candy that is used for Valentine's Day. Do not use any of the lines from the heart candy, they are all corny. Saying a line like this is equivalent to handing her a Valentine's Day card made for children.

The only way that a corny pick up line will work is on the very desperate woman. Or, if you say them all together as a way to make her laugh. You can use humor in this way, but beware that she may see you more as a guy who can make her laugh rather than someone of seductive dating material!

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