Thought there were no more corny pick up lines out there? Think again

* Excuse me but you dropped something? … my jaw when you walked in.

* I have only three months to live. ..

* Wow. (sometimes one word is good enough 30% of the time)

* Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.

* It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?

* Excuse me, I just got out of prison and need someone to turn straight again, can you help?

* I run a sex toy store and need some product testers, can I count on you?

* If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

* I bet you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

* I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.

* (If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare… so what do you say we dance?

* I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.

* Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?

* You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

* The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

* (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you’re ready.

Pick Up Lines That Are Funny - What You Need to Help You Pick Up Girls

It is almost common knowledge nowadays that pick up lines that are funny have something different compared with romantic, cheesy or sweet pick up lines.

Is it complicated? Of course not! Anyone can do it? Almost anyone, yes, but you must first know yourself to know which one is best for you to choose. What is the basic idea behind all these pick up lines that are funny? Well, it is simple. Show your funny side first and allow them to know the other sides of you later. If you can get trough this step then things are becoming a lot easier.

Here are some 20 random pick up lines that are funny for you to use:

1. What can you do besides being sexy?
2. Beautiful, you must be very tired because all day you walked through my mind.
3. I am like a computer... You can play with my mind all day.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I introduce myself again?
5. Excuse me, can I borrow your phone number? I just lost mine.
6. I am so excited that I forgot my greatest pick up line.
7. You know, I just realized that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
8. I know that milk it is good for the body`s health, but, my dear, you how much did you drink?
9. It is said that an average person falls in love 7 times until marriage. Honey, you are the seventh for me.
10. Not usually meet with models, but I will do an exception this time. You can have my phone number.
11. Your father is an alien? Otherwise I cannot explain myself why there is no other girl as beautiful as you in the world.
12. You are like a clam. Hard to open, but the pearl inside is worth every effort.
13. If I had a penny for every girl that I have met as beautiful as you, I would had been very poor.
14. Hey, is it hot in here? Because I feel that I am melting for you.
15. Do you take dance lessons? Because I have never seen a more graceful walk.
16. What is like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
17. I would buy you a drink, but I would be jealous of the glass.
18. Can you give me a photo of you to send it to Santa Claus so he can see exactly what I want?
19. Someone please give a glass of water because you are so spicy.
20. It would be a good idea for you to go out with me, because I will tell everyone that you did anyway.

Probably not all of them will work for you because there are a lot to consider when you are trying to pick up girls, but is almost impossible that at some moment some of these pick up lines that are funny will not work. Practice a lot and see what works for you best.

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Corny Pick Up Lines for Girls

(Brush against him and say) I’m sorry. You look familiar.

(Trip and fall into his lap; then say) I’m sorry! I’m so clumsy.

(If a man is staring, go up to him and say) Well. Do you want to go out or not?

(Send a note via waiter to a man that says) “Here is my phone number. Would you like to have coffee some time?

Didn’t I see you in GQ?

(For the younger ladies to use on a boy) I was going to double-date with my friend and her date, but mine cancelled. Would you go with me?

You look like a real challenge.

My girlfriend thinks we should meet and go out because we’d be perfect for each other.

Hi! You look interesting.

Aren’t you the poster boy for erectile dysfunction?

Maybe my sight’s going, but you’re the hottest guy I’ve seen all night!

You look like the kind of guy who likes pizza and beer.

I love sports.

I love beer.

Did you go to __________(name of high school or college)__________?

How would you like to deliver me from temptation?

I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I’m not that generous.

Are you a stuntman?

I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.

(As you walk by the person you’re attracted to, turn around and say) Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No.) No? Damn!

Was your dad a baker? You’ve got a nice set of buns.

Do you go to ___________(name of gym)________________?

How about going to the game on Saturday?

I’ve got a hot tub at home.

Aren’t you Sheila Graham’s (use any name) cousin?

You look familiar. Did you graduate from The University of Handsome Men?

You’re handsomer than George Clooney and Brad Pitt – rolled into one!

Are you going to ask me out? Or, do I have to lie to my diary?

I like inexperienced men.

(Approach a man with a pen or anything and say) Did you drop this? (No.) Oh, it must be a lame excuse for me to talk to you.

Which one of you guys is buying my drinks?

Hey, Leather! You’re with me!

More corny pick up lines!

Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.

Are you a model?

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

Baby, Im gonna make you so hot youll come away with a tan!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

C'mon, you know you want to.

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Darling, you have lovely eyes... may I have them?

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew....

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants.

Do you have room in your handbag for the keys to my Porsche?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?